Deja Vu Times Five

Yes, well, Tiger Woods won his fifth straight tournament this weekend, winning the Arnold Palmer Invitational by one stroke. It looked like the guy who was in second place was going to have a stroke when Tiger sunk that winning putt.

I think I should get invited to the Arnold Palmer Invitational if Tiger Woods is going to win all these games. What difference could it make who is playing if 5 times out of five the same guy wins?