$200 Worth of Mittens

I polished off the rest of the sangria I made for a little brunch today, looking for those Madoff mittens with no success. I mean: this is the Internet - shouldn't this information be readily available to an eager knitter?

I figured if you made a pair of men's mittens out of double stranded qiviut, with a pair of rosewood double pointed needles you are still only up to about $198 with tax.