Forces of nature thwarted me at every turn this weekend, but I did go to the smallest and tidiest garden store ever, on the rooftop parking lot of the Home Depot by the Holland Tunnel:
It was very tidy and maybe the size of my city backyard. I thought the plants were fake at first, since there was no extra dirt anywhere. There were two other customers, a man and a woman couple. The man stopped me and said me he had been there for two hours while his wife shopped for plants. I thought hmm, he'd better not go with me to a yarn store.