Somewhat true

A woman has terrible pains in both knees so she goes to see her doctor. The doctor asks her about her activities over the past few weeks and she says even though she has terrible knee pain she was able to play a round of golf the week before.

"Really?" said the doctor. "I'm a golfer, and I'm surprised that with this kind of knee pain you could play a round. What did you shoot?"

"I'm proud to say - 158", the woman modestly replied.

"You're proud to say 158!" shouted the doctor. "You should have gone right to the emergency room".