Lemonade

I was talking to my only friend at my job today about my crippled hands and how inconsolable I was that I can only knit about a row before having to stop and how it was making me irritable not being able to knit and he said: do you know what the problem is here, Denise? You are a lemon.

But, not knitting gives you plenty of time to read about knitting. Or to sing about knitting. Or to say poems and play instruments about knitting. And of course do performance art about knitting.