A Billion Dollar Course Opened in My Neighborhood and All I Got Was This Lousy Mini Golf Course

The eagerly anticipated Bayonne Mini Golf course has opened!

This is a thoughtful gift indeed from the elected officials of Hudson County. I guess they figured that Hudson County residents don't need a well kept public golf course like everyone else in the Garden State, because they either could afford to join this place, or perhaps land a caddy job at this place.

Editorial comments aside, I'm pretty excited about it. While the other two local courses may have helicopter service from NYC to the course, Brendan drives real fast so we could probably get there real quick. And they have four picnic tables.