Performance Golf

Well, even though Tiger Woods won't be playing in the British Open this weekend, fans will be able to watch Tiger Woods watch the British Open on TV at home, from the comfort of his own couch.

I am not sure about you, but I don't look my best when I am home watching golf on the couch. If I am not in my pajamas (still), I'll change into my pajamas to watch golf. I knit, but only something that doesn't require looking at a pattern. I will drink a beer if there is one in the house but I won't go out and get one. I always fall asleep, and often drool.

Well, maybe this isn't exactly true about Tiger Woods. But I think we are loosing an opportunity for some performance art here: Tiger can watch the Open on TV; TV can watch Tiger; I can watch TV and set up a web cam and you can watch me watch Tiger watching golf on TV. I will also demonstrate a few knitting techniques like kitchener stitch or some other technique I saw on Knitty Gritty, the TV show with people knitting that I like to watch when I am knitting...